what we have here, is a failure to communicate

first conversation of the day:

me: hallo ich bin ein...ein...Prakti....Prakti.....[pause]

receptionist: Praktikantin?

translation:

me: hi, im an....id, idi....

receptionist: idiot?

germany 1. kweeks 0.

second conversation of the day...
let's just say i tried to introduce myself to a bunch of other interns, and instead just labeled myself as a tard face foreigner

2-0, deutschland

fourth conversation of the day (the third was in english...)

boss: do you know how to ___?

me: not really

repeat ten times.

3-0

lunch conversation:

successfully completed, in german. i only understood about half of what he was saying, but i dont think he knew. the urge to stand up on the table and yell HORNDOG KWEEKS TRAIN was overwhelming.

final score: germany 3. kweeks 1.

we shall meet again deutschland...